please help bro! my dude friend high fived me earlier while we were playing call of duty but he didn't say no homo!!! it was only a few seconds later that i realized and said it, but i'm worried that i was a few seconds too late. am i homo now? (also no homo for this ask because asking advice is kind of gay bro lol)
it is too late. soon you will be full homo. i’m sorry to have to tell you this. i will miss you, brother
*single tear* no homo
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if you are ever sad/stressed/anything and you need to vent, my ask box is always open! (you can send fanmail too if you can)
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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
“Yes, poor little old you. There we were, discussing rape, violence against women, systemic oppression and other manifestations of sexism, and you had to jump in to remind us that “not all men” do these things. Why don’t you really say what you want to say? “I HAVE NEVER RAPED/HIT/ASSAULTED A WOMAN!” Right? Isn’t this what you really want to say? Yes, make a discussion that is about the plight of MILLIONS of women about poor little old you. I mean, millions of women are being assaulted and oppressed, but you’ve never done it, so why are we making you uncomfortable with these discussions?
— Brenda Wambui
breaking down the ridiculous “Not all men!” phrase over at Medium. Top-notch work. (via itmac
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This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?